Oh, Please ...

Take It Away, Julia!
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Just
Another little
Afghan
'Hero'.
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Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr. Hitler?

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?

If you think we’re on the run...

We are the boys who will stop your little game!

We are the boys who will make you think again!

'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler

If you think old England’s done?

Mr Brown goes off to town on the A21,

But he comes home each evening and he’s ready with his gun.

[This verse is omitted from the broadcasted theme tune.]

So watch out Mr. Hitler

You have met your match in us.

If you think you can crush us.

We're afraid you've missed the bus.

So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler

If you think old England’s done?

[Lyrics by Jimmy Perry, music by Derek Taverner, performed by Bud Flanagan.]